This month’s HoH edition is hosted by Adrian Thysse of A Natural Evolution. Adrian has worked doubly hard as host by offering not one, but two versions of this month’s submissions. Well done, Adrian! When I skimmed the first of these two presentations, I quickly realized that the perfect person to dive in and come out with the perfect intro was…in the other room. Some of you may remember AJ, of AIF #2 fame, who penned that presentation at Birder’s Lounge. I invited her to do us all the honor of introducing Adrian’s dual edition, and she knocked it out of the park. Without further delay, I give you AJ’s intro to HoH #12:
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What in the…House of Herps ??? After finally convincing me that she and Jason weren’t running some sort of online support group for Valtrex users, Amber asked if I would mind writing this month’s intro for the twelfth edition of the aforementioned blog carnival.
This month, ultra-prolific blogger/photographer Adrian Thysse volunteered to host the event. Upon beginning the reading, one may jump to the conclusion they’re about to delve into a Da Vinci Code-like experience. Well, let me just say: nope, you’re not. Oh, sure, there are some commonalities – alternative biblical stories, the potential to tick off the Pope, etc. – but ultimately, one distinct difference will dominate the comparison: unlike Dan Brown, Adrian is a talented writer.
I strongly suggest you READ Adrian’s post. If you skim, or merely glance over the key words, you’ll miss out on an extremely clever piece of work and, possibly – if you’re an avid reader of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (and, really, who isn’t?) – be given the impression that frogs, snakes, lizards, and salamanders are engaging in a pathological attention-seeking behavior in which they intentionally hurt themselves.
Adrian has written two versions:
Choose Version A if you’re a heathen.
Choose Version B if you’re hoping to be allowed into heaven.
Whatever version you select, I guarantee you’ll enjoy all of the entertaining herpetological offerings.
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AJ, thank you for this irreverent and intellectual intro – a perfect match for Adrian’s dual edition of HoH #12.
HoH #13 will return to the House of Herps home site, and will be hosted by Amber Coakley (me!) I have planned to host this edition since HoH #1, to take a look back on the first year of this celebration of amphibian and reptile life. I have some neat plans for #13, so be sure to send in your posts.
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Thanks AJ! When Amber said she was passing this on to you, my palms began to sweat.
I was expecting a poke in the eye with a rusty mote…
Well, Adrian, if I were to actually administer that poke, I would no longer be able to engage in my one true talent: holding a grudge. The act would be cathartic enough that I’d be forced to forgive you for not participating the “An Inordinate Fondness” carnival I helped Amber with a few months back.
I’m hosting AIF in December. Looking forward to your contribution…
AJ, looks like you’ve got to bring your A game now!
MY contribution? Three highly unlikely events would all have to occur within a relatively short period of time for said contribution to appear: 1) Amber would let me, A “The Perpetual Klutz” J, borrow her camera, 2) with camera in hand, I would actually decide to photograph a bug, and 3)having taken such a photo, I decide to write something enlightening and educational about the bug. (The improbability should be reaching out and slapping everybody across the face here now.)
“I have a suggestion: use a crayon to sketch a beetle, scan it in, then write a haiku about it. Heck, draw one of Ted’s “acmaeodera carlota” creatures and you’ve already used eight of the required number of syllables!…You’re welcome.”
Weird…I don’t know where that came form, I must be channeling someone…
Oh, my…so this is what it feels like to have my own words come back to haunt me. It’s the psychological equivalent of someone ripping an arm off my body and repeatedly bludgeoning my head with it. Well played, Adrian!
Right arm or left arm?
I’m pretty traumatized, so I’d have to say: “Both of ‘em.”
I’m sure glad I came back and read the comments later, because this was almost (almost!) as entertaining as Adrian’s HoH edition!